HomeCOWming!! Cow is BACK!

Alright everyone - here's the scoop. On New Year's Eve, I received a package in my mailbox. Much to my surprise, COW CAME HOME!!! And to our surprise, he came home with a BABY!!!!! So many questions.....but one remains......WHO TOOK COW? WHO BROUGHT HIM HOME? And...........WHAT'S the BABY'S NAME?!?!?!

I have the picture of the newly expanded family - but we are waiting...just a little longer......so stay tuned!

Merry Christmoooooos!!!!

Cow was busy over the holiday - and apparently enjoyed the 24 inch snow fall we had!

A night on the town.....

Okay everyone - remember that cow is a 21 year old cow, on a mission to find sponsorship for a turf field! Do NOT try this at home!




"Don't you like how I strategically placed this menu under me to give you clues as to where I am? Can you guess? Can ya? Can ya??"

"Hmm....I've 'herd' of this game before....."

"I DIDN'T DO IT! IT WASN'T ME! NOBODY SAW ME! CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!"

"Wow - I've heard of stoicism, but you're pretty cold."

"I had fun here....and because of our g-rated audience, I can't show more than this.....but man - the picts are hilarious!!"

Cow left his heart in San Franciscow!

So do you think he was hanging with the 49 ers out there?? I'VE never been to San Francisco!

"Mama -

Moo - and all that bull. I hope you and the family are doing well. Just wanted to let you know that I think I left my heart in San Francisco. I can't believe Christmas is almost here. What do you want?

Cow"




"Oh look! A giant toothpick!!"








"Hmmm...I like the sign, but a little more mystefied about the sky in the background that's in the shape of the United States!"






"Love the bridge - do NOT want to cross it."










"Uh - why am I closer?"








"Ok - you people aren't right."







"Great! A perfect place to HURL after crossing that bridge that was a gazillion feet above water!"








"Why do I have a sudden craving for rice?"








"Ok - it's time to get home. I feel homesick...or maybe just sick."

Pinehurst, NC anyone?

Okay everyone - smack my hand, because cow has been VERY busy and he was in Pinehurst, NC a couple of months back - and I'm just NOW reporting it!!! Here's what cow had to say:



"Just getting back from a nice trip to Pinehurst, NC. I got car sick on the drive down - have you ever had anyone you know get car sick? Not pretty.Nice weather in NC. I got to drive the golf cart again. Saw a statue of a guy named Payne Stewart. He was a famous golfer. Met some folks in the pro shop and a friendly lady at the hotel. All and all it was a nice trip, but I'm a bit tired of chasing a little white ball around. I have one more trip planned - then maybe I'll try to make it back home. Where do we live again?Oh, I got car sick on the way home too. I think it was the leather seats. Not cool.

Cow"

"Um - Can I get another phone book people?!? A little trouble seeing here..."

"If I push it in with my horns, is that considered cheating?"

"Oh! Oh! A treasure map! I have 3 more clues to go!!"

"It only took me 47 shots to make this hole!!! Is......is that good?"