HomeCOWming!! Cow is BACK!

Alright everyone - here's the scoop. On New Year's Eve, I received a package in my mailbox. Much to my surprise, COW CAME HOME!!! And to our surprise, he came home with a BABY!!!!! So many questions.....but one remains......WHO TOOK COW? WHO BROUGHT HIM HOME? And...........WHAT'S the BABY'S NAME?!?!?!

I have the picture of the newly expanded family - but we are waiting...just a little longer......so stay tuned!

Merry Christmoooooos!!!!

Cow was busy over the holiday - and apparently enjoyed the 24 inch snow fall we had!

A night on the town.....

Okay everyone - remember that cow is a 21 year old cow, on a mission to find sponsorship for a turf field! Do NOT try this at home!




"Don't you like how I strategically placed this menu under me to give you clues as to where I am? Can you guess? Can ya? Can ya??"

"Hmm....I've 'herd' of this game before....."

"I DIDN'T DO IT! IT WASN'T ME! NOBODY SAW ME! CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!"

"Wow - I've heard of stoicism, but you're pretty cold."

"I had fun here....and because of our g-rated audience, I can't show more than this.....but man - the picts are hilarious!!"

Cow left his heart in San Franciscow!

So do you think he was hanging with the 49 ers out there?? I'VE never been to San Francisco!

"Mama -

Moo - and all that bull. I hope you and the family are doing well. Just wanted to let you know that I think I left my heart in San Francisco. I can't believe Christmas is almost here. What do you want?

Cow"




"Oh look! A giant toothpick!!"








"Hmmm...I like the sign, but a little more mystefied about the sky in the background that's in the shape of the United States!"






"Love the bridge - do NOT want to cross it."










"Uh - why am I closer?"








"Ok - you people aren't right."







"Great! A perfect place to HURL after crossing that bridge that was a gazillion feet above water!"








"Why do I have a sudden craving for rice?"








"Ok - it's time to get home. I feel homesick...or maybe just sick."

Pinehurst, NC anyone?

Okay everyone - smack my hand, because cow has been VERY busy and he was in Pinehurst, NC a couple of months back - and I'm just NOW reporting it!!! Here's what cow had to say:



"Just getting back from a nice trip to Pinehurst, NC. I got car sick on the drive down - have you ever had anyone you know get car sick? Not pretty.Nice weather in NC. I got to drive the golf cart again. Saw a statue of a guy named Payne Stewart. He was a famous golfer. Met some folks in the pro shop and a friendly lady at the hotel. All and all it was a nice trip, but I'm a bit tired of chasing a little white ball around. I have one more trip planned - then maybe I'll try to make it back home. Where do we live again?Oh, I got car sick on the way home too. I think it was the leather seats. Not cool.

Cow"

"Um - Can I get another phone book people?!? A little trouble seeing here..."

"If I push it in with my horns, is that considered cheating?"

"Oh! Oh! A treasure map! I have 3 more clues to go!!"

"It only took me 47 shots to make this hole!!! Is......is that good?"

Cow Game!

Hey Cow! Check out this great game you can play while you're hanging in the airport or cruising in your new wheels. It "moo"ves quickly, so good luck!

Mom

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/cow.htm

Cow's "Choice" Car!

So here's Cow's reply to Mom's find on a set of wheels. By the way Cow - I LOVE the license plate, but couldn't you get one that said "Raiders" on it? LOL:

"Thanks, but I prefer a convertable - I like to feel the air rushing through my horns. I still need to learn to drive and it would also be quite useful to have opposable thumbs so I can actually grab the "steer"ing wheel. By the way, do you realize how hard it is to type with no fingers?!

Cow"

p.s. - if you learn to type with your udders, that just might be the funniest thing I'll ever see.

Cow's SWEET ride!

Hey Cow! I found you a moo-velous set of wheels to get you through Hollywood...in style! What do you think? Black and white punch buggy - no punch back!

Hollywood Stars!!!

The Queen star reminded me of the Raiders - "We are the Champions!"....sing it.

"Okay - I just saw a commercial with Chris Farley and David Spade last night...it's a NEW... commercial...did anyone else get freaked out by that?"

"I suddenly feel the urge to go 'Back to School'"

"Weeee are the champions...(ba da da) of the WOOOOOORRRRRLD."

Hooray for Hollywood!

"Hi Mom - Just getting ready to leave Los Angeles. Met some good folks out here. They took me to the park, Venice Beach, the Boulevard, Golds Gym etc... I was able to meet the famous wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! He's the bald guy in the blank tank. What a fun time.Starting to get homesick, but still have some more stops to make - I'm off to another exciting place! Cow"

"Dude! This guy is HUGE! -Even to a Heifer like ME!"

"Okay, I'm scared. Do I look scared?"

"Hey! Does your shirt say Raiders Football? I can't read upsidedown. (I made more comments while they took this picture of me, but keep in mind it's a G-rated audience!)

"Okay, first - you need a shower. Second, you have a TON of wax in your ear."