Cow's "Choice" Car!

So here's Cow's reply to Mom's find on a set of wheels. By the way Cow - I LOVE the license plate, but couldn't you get one that said "Raiders" on it? LOL:

"Thanks, but I prefer a convertable - I like to feel the air rushing through my horns. I still need to learn to drive and it would also be quite useful to have opposable thumbs so I can actually grab the "steer"ing wheel. By the way, do you realize how hard it is to type with no fingers?!

Cow"

p.s. - if you learn to type with your udders, that just might be the funniest thing I'll ever see.