Okay folks - here's the latest email from cow. We've all been a little busy, but MAN this is getting exciting. He's CLEARLY being passed around and around and around.... Where he stops.....NOBODY KNOWS!
COW'S EMAIL
Hi - never made it to Kentucky, was too busy meeting some other friends.
As you can see from my pictures, we drove around a little bit this week, played hoops, rolled around the yard a little bit, grabbed some grub and then was introduced to a new football team - do you know the Hurricanes? Seemed like nice boys. Also made it to the meat market where I threw up in my mouth a little, it's not a nice place. Although, the heffer out front was nice. The next day I got up and went searching for something to do, but was feelin a bit pinkish from the night before as I was out at some place with a bunch of Loonies. I found a really cool pasture that was all mowed down for my size, but there were these guys hackin at some poor little white ball. I got to drive the cart, hang out with their weapons.This really nice lady stopped by with what these guys said was some swing oil and they needed some. The actually used quite a bit. I checked it out and it was the same oil they serve at that place that made me pinkish. They allowed me inside the ropes to see how this swing oil works......its pretty good stuff because it made them laugh and tell funny jokes.....also it allowed them to go into the woods and look for that little white ball they were punishing.....not sure why they would go in there when their little white ball was in the green pasture, but one guy said its the swing oil ..... and they began to call me beef-o-rama.......we then left there to a place where turtles hang out so they can have more swing oil and scream at a bunch of guys killing each other over some poor little pig with no legs in a TV......Then I was passed along like a piece of meat...
As you can see from my pictures, we drove around a little bit this week, played hoops, rolled around the yard a little bit, grabbed some grub and then was introduced to a new football team - do you know the Hurricanes? Seemed like nice boys. Also made it to the meat market where I threw up in my mouth a little, it's not a nice place. Although, the heffer out front was nice. The next day I got up and went searching for something to do, but was feelin a bit pinkish from the night before as I was out at some place with a bunch of Loonies. I found a really cool pasture that was all mowed down for my size, but there were these guys hackin at some poor little white ball. I got to drive the cart, hang out with their weapons.This really nice lady stopped by with what these guys said was some swing oil and they needed some. The actually used quite a bit. I checked it out and it was the same oil they serve at that place that made me pinkish. They allowed me inside the ropes to see how this swing oil works......its pretty good stuff because it made them laugh and tell funny jokes.....also it allowed them to go into the woods and look for that little white ball they were punishing.....not sure why they would go in there when their little white ball was in the green pasture, but one guy said its the swing oil ..... and they began to call me beef-o-rama.......we then left there to a place where turtles hang out so they can have more swing oil and scream at a bunch of guys killing each other over some poor little pig with no legs in a TV......Then I was passed along like a piece of meat...
More pictures to follow...
Mooooo!
Cow
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