Cow Game!

Hey Cow! Check out this great game you can play while you're hanging in the airport or cruising in your new wheels. It "moo"ves quickly, so good luck!

Mom

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/cow.htm

Cow's "Choice" Car!

So here's Cow's reply to Mom's find on a set of wheels. By the way Cow - I LOVE the license plate, but couldn't you get one that said "Raiders" on it? LOL:

"Thanks, but I prefer a convertable - I like to feel the air rushing through my horns. I still need to learn to drive and it would also be quite useful to have opposable thumbs so I can actually grab the "steer"ing wheel. By the way, do you realize how hard it is to type with no fingers?!

Cow"

p.s. - if you learn to type with your udders, that just might be the funniest thing I'll ever see.

Cow's SWEET ride!

Hey Cow! I found you a moo-velous set of wheels to get you through Hollywood...in style! What do you think? Black and white punch buggy - no punch back!

Hollywood Stars!!!

The Queen star reminded me of the Raiders - "We are the Champions!"....sing it.

"Okay - I just saw a commercial with Chris Farley and David Spade last night...it's a NEW... commercial...did anyone else get freaked out by that?"

"I suddenly feel the urge to go 'Back to School'"

"Weeee are the champions...(ba da da) of the WOOOOOORRRRRLD."

Hooray for Hollywood!

"Hi Mom - Just getting ready to leave Los Angeles. Met some good folks out here. They took me to the park, Venice Beach, the Boulevard, Golds Gym etc... I was able to meet the famous wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! He's the bald guy in the blank tank. What a fun time.Starting to get homesick, but still have some more stops to make - I'm off to another exciting place! Cow"

"Dude! This guy is HUGE! -Even to a Heifer like ME!"

"Okay, I'm scared. Do I look scared?"

"Hey! Does your shirt say Raiders Football? I can't read upsidedown. (I made more comments while they took this picture of me, but keep in mind it's a G-rated audience!)

"Okay, first - you need a shower. Second, you have a TON of wax in your ear."

Cow makes it Los Angeles!

Look everyone! Cow made it to the Gold's Gym in LA! I guess he
needed to work out his "calves"...

Here's what cow had to say:

"Some pictures of me at the Golds Gym in LA. Those dudes are buff. "

"I'm going to hug him and squeeze and hold him and pet him and I'm going to call him George!"

The Trophy Ceremony

"Can you believe it? They named a team after Boca Burgers! I'm TOTALLY flattered! It's vegetarian!"

"Just for one moment....to experience the sweet glory of victory. What would that be like?"
"And now ladies and gentlemen, please join in for the National Anthem."

The Wide World of Sports

"Okay - the Raiders DEFINITELY need a turf field. This is SWEET! Although, I'm getting a little hungry. Is there a snack bar?"


"Check out the feed bag! This is WAY better than hay!"








"I think Gold is my color - don't you?"







"Woo-hoo! I have NO idea who's holding me, but there's a cool trophy next to me so that HAS to be good! Hey - that person in gold on top is my size!"

Back to Tampa Baby!

"Sooo.....I've heard of the breast stroke, the butterfly, and a swan dive. Is there a filet mignon style?"

"Not exactly what I was expecting, but I'll go with it. So what is this thing? Is it like a P.A. system?

'HELLO...HELlo...HEllo....Hello...hello...'"

"They tried to find a helmet for me, but nothing could fit over my horns. I've been in the same position for hours by the way because I have no idea what the flying bleep to do from here. Perhaps we could ride on something else?"

"ARE YOU KIDDING?!?! Wait - I don't even think he knows I'm here! LOL!!!! Nanny nanny boo boo! You can't catch me!"

"Okay - time to check sports, how the Raiders did, and call home to Mom. I wonder how the meat market, I mean the stock market is doing."

"Okay, first of all? I think that cow on the milk is related to me because we have the EXACT same snout. Second...could they have at least gotten ballpark franks? Personally, I dig that they plump when ya cook 'em"




"HEY! He looks just like ME! Black......white.....I could give him a big kiss! Wait a minute! That would be a GREAT name for a band!"




"Rickemrackem, Firecracker, Shish-boomba! Cows! Cows! Ra Ra Ra!"








"Oh...give me a home....where the buffalo roam......."

What's next for me........?????

Look Where I am now!!! Gymnastics anyone?

"So THIS is what these metal boxes are for! SWEET! I'm heading for Vegas next baby!"




"Hey - your tongue is like sandpaper, so take it easy on the licking. I've already had a bath anyway."







"Fred? Bob? Is that YOU? Man! You wouldn't BELIEVE where I've been! There's a whole new WORLD out there! I love what you've done with the place by the way."

"I wonder where my new friends are taking me next......."




"Okay, I'm feeling light-headed and seeing dots. Is this normal?"







"You want me to do WHAT in WHERE? You first little men."

"I don't know what's funnier...me on this, or how tiny I look in the picture."

"Eat... my... MANURE Kurt Thomas!"






"Whew! I could use a vacation after this!"

Being passed....like a piece of meat!

So here's a day in the life of.....sweet deal cow has! Good work!

Who's the dude??? Hmmmmm..

"Good form, nice swing, a little tense, but we can work on that."

"Um.....a little help here? I'm VERTICALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE!!!"

"I'm going to milk this moment for all it's worth...."

"Huh - I'm pretty thirsty and hungry after all that golf."

"Oh thank GOD it's chicken!"

"SWEET RIDE!!!! Check ME out! Although....I think the seat is leather and....Steve....is that you???!"

"LOOK AT ME! WEE-HOO!!

Where am I going NOW?!?!?"

Meanwhile, back at the ranch!

Okay - so no kidding, my Aunt Vicky sent me this article from Bryn Mawr, PA - it made the front page!!!!! Just see for yourself.

Coincidence???? I think NOT!!! Take a good look at the cow here! It looks a LOT like.....

.....THAT Cow!!!

Look where cow has been!!!

Okay folks - here's the latest email from cow. We've all been a little busy, but MAN this is getting exciting. He's CLEARLY being passed around and around and around.... Where he stops.....NOBODY KNOWS!

COW'S EMAIL

Hi - never made it to Kentucky, was too busy meeting some other friends.
As you can see from my pictures, we drove around a little bit this week, played hoops, rolled around the yard a little bit, grabbed some grub and then was introduced to a new football team - do you know the Hurricanes? Seemed like nice boys. Also made it to the meat market where I threw up in my mouth a little, it's not a nice place. Although, the heffer out front was nice. The next day I got up and went searching for something to do, but was feelin a bit pinkish from the night before as I was out at some place with a bunch of Loonies. I found a really cool pasture that was all mowed down for my size, but there were these guys hackin at some poor little white ball. I got to drive the cart, hang out with their weapons.This really nice lady stopped by with what these guys said was some swing oil and they needed some. The actually used quite a bit. I checked it out and it was the same oil they serve at that place that made me pinkish. They allowed me inside the ropes to see how this swing oil works......its pretty good stuff because it made them laugh and tell funny jokes.....also it allowed them to go into the woods and look for that little white ball they were punishing.....not sure why they would go in there when their little white ball was in the green pasture, but one guy said its the swing oil ..... and they began to call me beef-o-rama.......we then left there to a place where turtles hang out so they can have more swing oil and scream at a bunch of guys killing each other over some poor little pig with no legs in a TV......Then I was passed along like a piece of meat...

More pictures to follow...

Mooooo!

Cow